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in comedy •  7 years ago  (edited)

Introducing LUXICO: Coin for the World of Rich and Famous. Yes, most people are so sheep-like that they will follow whatever the rich and famous do. Celebrities will announce to the world everytime they're sharing yachts, Lambos, and bungalows - all thanks to the foolproof reputation system made possible by the LUX tokenised community. It's all about the influence and extravagance. In the future, the elites will find reasons to share their property with any LUX token holders.

Yes, you bet when serious money and luxury are involved, it's okay to spell "community" as "comminity". Who cares anyway? Only the meme matters. If Trump and typos can trend, everything else can bend. We are only human after all.

Behold, the perfect distribution plan. This will make the founders trillionaires by 2020 if their plan works out. Why not? The Forbes Top 1000 billionaires would want the 1,000,000 LUX tokens reserved for each of them, of course. They will most definitely invest a billion each and the masses will just follow like zombies. LUX here, there, and everywhere! Even Ralph Lauren will even think its trendy and desirable.

I'll be damned if the coin ends up in top 100 sometime in the future, with Dalai Lama, Oprah Winfrey, and Mark Zuckerberg trading in LUX tokens and hilltop mansions. But I can't say that I'll be surprised though.


Not to be taken as financial advice

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They're going about it all wrong.

Instead of 1 billion coins that will be valued at a penny each or whatever, they should really launch like 10 coins and put them at a value of 100 trillion each.

But I'm no economic guru. I should join a guru comminity to learn more.

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Why stop at 10 coins and just release 1 coin and whoever owns that one coin will be the wealthiest person in the world.

How to book ICO? I am new on crypto currency trading..... I can't buy BQX. But BQX was flying like rocket... Need a post on buy best ICO.......

i like this idea!

(me too actually, i put in 0.1 eth for the comedy. but very shady, no open profiles for devs)

This is beyond amazing.

This is gold!

Im going ALL IN lololol

You're a star!

You've got the X-factor!

There's a lot of potential here. Wealthy celebrities can trade tokens to purchase yachts and other luxury goods, and us plebs can invest in sub-tokens to access the reality shows and live streams of them enjoying rich people things.

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I'll buy you a beer if this thing reaches top 100.

Hahaha.. satire, even the coin have an exclusive one. But i think Dalai Lama, Oprah Winfrey and Mark Z will not so sheep like that :)

Haha, i don't know. Since 2012 and beyond i've been hardly surprised by stuff that doesn't make any sense, but happened anyway!

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Yeah.. you right, if trump can trend, everything else can bend, but let's me put a little hope on a person like Dalai Lama.. :)

You're so creative!

This is absolutely epic!

Great delivery!

Well presented.

This deserves recognition.

Mandela

This is so impressive.

You're on the right track.

yes... I agree with you... imagine Dalai Lama as cryptocurrency lovers....he..he.. :)

hehehehe :D

You're on fire!

Great content!

You're a star!

So cool!

Impressive work.

You've exceeded my expectations.

This is impressive stuff.

Brilliant!

You've got a new fan!

You're a superstar!

You make it look easy!

This is an absolute hilarious coin. Hmmm, I shall invest since when the super rich want to become even more rich, why not enjoying the rid up....Hmmm, not sure of the super rich can find the way up, when they start misspelling, they may also not be able to pump but only have an idea how to dump or bleed dry....hmmm though one!

Douchebag coin xD

Maybe, but maybe it'l do fantastic in Dubai and Ibiza with a lot of fake rich people and they may want to use this to 'be part of the gang'. It should become a payment coin at the counters of eg Blue Marlin Clubs (Ibiza, Dubai), all the Pasha clubs around the world, the FashionTV Bars and all those places :)

LOOKS GOOD, WHERE DO WE SEND OUR HARD EARNED MONIES??

The sad thing about this is someone will blindly buy in into this if you actually put it up as a serious ICO lol

There's already $21,000 in the contract. Lol

WTH! I thought you just made it up to prove a point haha. Oh some people.

This is so impressive.

Haha I have made a post 8 days ago about Luxico as well. These guys have a vision that is definitely not achievable and it smells very much like a scam. Oh well, let them do their thing I guess :D

Anonymous rental? Lol such trust!

On a side thought, if celebrities were to get involved and even endorse this coin, it might not hit top 100, but it definitely would bring increased publicity to the cryptocurrency world.

Yeah i'm secretly hoping they'll pull something off although most likely just another meme people throw money at. definitely lmao'ed when i came across their website

Well, dogecoin pulls at the heart strings of the lovers of all things cute. This one tries to ensnare the ones with too much spare $$ floating around and too little passion to read... wonder which will hit top 100 first haha

Impressive work.

it looks like a complete bullshit @kevinwong sir, those who are already rich will have no reason to participate, If you are already rich why take a risk on a scheme like this.

Sometimes the world doesn't run on common sense.. lol

well said.

'They will make LUX and other coins trendy and desirable' lmfao

I can't wait to see LUX coin become 'trendy' due to some celebrities picking up.

I'm confident with the potential of LUX. You can clearly see their desire passion and close attention to detail when they spell community as comminity but who cares when you are on your yacht purchased with your LUX coin.

Their distribution of the tokens is impeccable. I wish more ICOs could keep it simple and symmetrical. I like it when things are symmetrical.

Thanks for brightening up my day @kevinwong! :)

hahaha.... oh the sarcasm.
I would remember to stay away from LUX. This only reminds me of soap.

Hahaha.. agree.. remind me of soap too

This is impressive stuff.

You've made it look effortless.

This is just perfect!

Lol the soap pf superstars

This is extraordinary!

These ICOs are so ridiculous. There were shit coins in 2013 but it is like 10X as bad now. Insane for sure.

Lol i wasn't watching the market back in 2013, although i did some mining in 2009/2010. So it's really bad now huh? Entertaining though

meme-coins make no sense to me, what so ever.
Has any really succeeded?

Doge coin? haha most successful meme

You've got serious talent.

You've got an incredible gift.

This is just perfect!

You've got a true talent.

good one @kevinwong
always gets me thinking... so whats your advice on Luxico... is it worthy of looking into? the issue about following the trend is if they get out of it unhurt... because they can afford to loose some millions what of others not so rich? best for me is to maintain my steem ;)

only depart with your hard earned cash for entertainment value in this case :p

thanks...will keep to that..always appreciate
keep steeming hot

I take it as an interesting financial advice... (Ha, ha.)

Keep it up!

This is impressive stuff.

such coins just come and go extinct

I just know that there is a coin in cryptocurrency named Luxico, ;) Thanks for sharing Sir @kevinwong

Ok Kevin, did you bought some too :)

Shh...

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This is so impressive.

This will give luxurious feel hahah :D

I really thought this was a prank. If only Jay-Z, Kanye, and the Kardashians would invest. This could be huge!

You're a superstar!

uh... I'm totally confused as to whether this is entirely your humorous doing, or this is actually a thing. lol.

It's REAL news lol. Looks like they didn't get past the presale though, so the contract has returned the funds accordingly.

I thought this was just your joke at first, then I realized it was serious.
Wow.

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Thanks for the info.. but why the tags are funny, comedy ? sarcasm

Because the ICO seemed like comedy to me..

You're a genius!

Well researched.

You've got a gift for this.

@kevinwong,
Good information, and I never heard this before! I will definitely check this one! Thank you very much for this great information! Really appreciate your effort!

(My upvote power was drained and still not well recovered. Please allow me two more days to give you 100% upvotes)

Cheers~

Oh no.. please dont buy into it other than for entertainment..

Why not introduce a Forbes coin as well?

What coin to chose is very confuse @_@

If LUX coin is as good as it claims to be, then I would like to buy some right away.

This will detrone bitcoin LOL

Interesting idea. Thanks for sharing!

@kevinwong - Sire, I love this post. You helped me to find a good ICO to invest. You are a nice person Sire. I will resteem your post with my friends Sire.

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This is comedy

Awesome!

You've got a bright future ahead.

You've captured my attention.

You nailed it!

This is excellent work.

You're a true professional.

You're a natural.

You've got the Midas touch.

Thank you for sharing this.

This is a masterpiece.

Great content!

hahahahahahahahahahhaa. nice entertain @kevinwong,,, you are awesome to make everyone laugh. Thanks for upvoting my blog sir. Nice to meet you.

Like this idea

nice post

Nice post brother, good job. thanks for sharing..

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Nice post and thank you for share. @kevinwong have a nice day..

Nice sharing bro.

Nice info but marketcap against the volume of coin and total coins mining in billions still long time i appreciate your thoughts @fkofficials

I've been pre-mining this coin for months. If you want some, just send me thousands of steem and I'll send you 0.001LUX It's a bargain at that price.

:-P

You've got talent!

nice post, thanks for sharing

Thank you very much for this post.
I have been looking for ico interessenst to invest but I did not because I was not convinced by their project but LUXico, I find it very interesting with great potential and extraordinary community, I will invest thoroughly hoping that the price skyrocket:)

The best coin ever, super profits in the future, billionaires will pour all of their money there and it will be at least x10 in price. Buy buy buy fast!!

Not to be taken as financial advice :d

There are so many cryptocurrency ICOs going on these days, it becomes difficult to keep track of everything.

I can't stop watching/reading/listening.

This is gold!

Amazing post @kevinwong
I like

😊 up vote and follow you @kevinwong

Another scam scheme. Thanks for the lols

You're a wizard at this!

This is sensational.

I learned a lot, thanks!

Thumbs up!

Thank you for the insights.

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Thanks @klen.civil

This is pure brilliance.

Sorry friends, I just can visit your blog. I think every post you share me is very interested to see it.
Thanks @klen.civil

Good post

I'm in haha

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You've got serious talent.