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in comedy •  8 years ago 

Went out to the pond on my back lot . As I walk up I hear girls talking ,splashing . So , I run back to the smoke shed and grab a deer backstrap .Fling it over my shoulder and head back to my pond .So, I get their , the girls are skinny dipping . I'm taking it all in when they spaz. Start yelling pervert and shit. Laughing I say .I didn't know you where trespassing here . I just came to feed the gators. They left their stuff in piles here next to the tree . Wonder when they will be back? LMAO 

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