hi people of steem.
I'm new here but I've been writing comedy on twitter for a few months, and I've been funny ever since my self esteem became low enough for me to dedicate my life to making people laugh.
I'd like to start a movement for content creators to move to steem that I can head so if you want to follow me for that reason feel free (but more importantly give me money)
My twitter is twitter.com/prodigynelson, and here are my best jokes
Her: when you said "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what I was exp-
Me: holds up 8 of hearts is this your card
Her: softly holy shit
[salem fuckboy trials]
Judge: you've been found guilty of being a fuckboy, you'll be burned at the stake
Fuckboy: haha and then what ;)
Girl: is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to-
Me: pulls entire banana tree out of my pants
I haven't been happy in years
Thanks for reading!! I'll see you around