The Tale of My Adorable Pilot Instructor
By The Invisible Man
A Ballad

It began on a cool Friday morning:
I was the most short spy around,
He was the most adorable pilot.

He was my instructor,
My adorable instructor,
My pilot.

We used to drive so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to eat together, around the world,
We wanted it all.

But one morning, one cool morning,
We decided to eat too much.
Together we washed a hippo.
It was beautiful, so beautiful.

From that moment our relationship changed.
He grew so crazy.

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

He teased a goldfish.
Alas, a goldfish!
My instructor teased a goldfish.
It was single, so single.

The next day I thought my chest had broken,
I thought my brain had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, he is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that morning,
That cool Friday morning.

My brain... ouch!
When I think of that adorable pilot,
That adorable pilot and me.

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman