Actress Sandra Bullock, couch bombing, and people who put their partisan politics before actual citizens and their country aren’t mentioned much in this edition of the series . . . nothing more here than more stupid questions. Here is the newest batch, boys and girls:
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat? (To be fair, I don’t think he ever turned a radio into a coconut though . . .)
On a much more important related note: Ginger or Maryanne?
What part of the word “illegal” do some of you guys STILL not get?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg? (Don't get excited. There's a water fountain there.)
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack anyway?
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Why do we say “eats like a bird” when every day a bird eats its own weight in food?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, to whom do you complain?
Are you tired of these stupid questions yet?
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