When I get all dolled up to hit the town
But my partner just want to fool around at home
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Get That Worm Out of My Face - Comedy Open Mic Round 6 Entry 1
7 years ago by take5 (58)
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leave those shenanigans for girls falling asleep on buses
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Is that where you pick up your girlfriends?
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This is what happens when your partner finally finds you attractive.
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you or the image currently on the tv... Boris Johnson... Yum
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Boris Johnson... Trump's illegitimate brother.
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Well, it's about time...all the primping is starting to wear me out.
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But.... the point of hitting the town is to get the girl home so you can fool around....
(Sigh) love is confusing.
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Yes, @acolucky, but there's a process to these things...skipping a step just makes the whole thing fall into chaos.
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Wait so I have to take her out again just to bring her home again even though we're already home? What is this trickery...
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hahaha imagine if this is real @take5
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it is. her and I worked on this skit for a while.
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You got me, @bloktradrs01.
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Why are you pretending like you don't want it?
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We like to role play....makes it more fun.
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@take5 I can not imagine, if in the pants it is a iron,
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you are very funny.
Thank you
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A boner is a terrible thing to waste...
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It makes a good punching weiner.
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Poor guy, he was being too subtle. He should have removed his pants, THEN she would have gotten the point.
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Haha...yeah, women can be so clueless sometimes.
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very good post
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