Comedy open mic round 30

in comedyopenmic •  6 years ago 

If you are offered $5million 💸 to kill a mosquito🐝 on your Dad's👨🏻 head with slippers👡...

Will you👉 go for it??

one guy replied - my dad will even advise me to use a plank so that I won't miss.. 😳

Let me see your crazy answers via comment.

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Kill a mosquito wearing slippers?! If it's that big RUN! Sorry dad, can't spend $5 million if I'm dead. Take one for the family. 🤣😆

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