RE: Garple

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Garple

in contest •  7 years ago 

Hahaha, thank you. My 7 year old son provided the inspiration for this one; it's his last line of defense to make up for our size difference in our living room, tumble around, play times.

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Ruthless! You've clearly raised a survivor!

Doesn't that mean the entire generation is made of survivors? I haven't met too many children nowadays that are not just infatuated with noxious Human emissions, lol.

But do they all know how to weaponize them? As a child I'm pretty sure I only farted recreationally ;)

Stomach control perhaps?

I suppose he needs some sort of defensive maneuver. He's like a Pokemon Gas/Poison-Type.