Looking for @fyrst-witness & @booster One-liners!

in contest •  7 years ago  (edited)


For those that know me, you're aware that I'm about to launch my steemit exclusive series
Hots or Shots



I've been lucky enough to make a sponsorship deal with @fyrstikken for the first season of the show.


Hots or Shots
will proudly be promoting both @fyrst-witness as well the awesome voting bot @booster created by @inertia & @fystikken


This wasn't a deal I made without thought.
These are two things I believe in and stand by.


I not only vote for @fyrst-witness but I think @booster is an incredible tool that honestly helps a lot of minnows on the platform.


Having said that, let me get to the reason for this post.


I want to run a lil contest.


Although for the most part, this contest is intended for the awesome people over in the steemspeak discord server, it's open to all.


What I'm looking for is some quirky one-liners directly referencing @fyrst-witness or @booster or both.


I want some taglines...
Not Memes,
that I can print on shirts and wear periodically in the episodes.


To enter, simply leave your one-liner in the comments below.


I will select my favorites and then make a post to let the community decide which ones are the best.


Those selected will go to print and end up being worn on the show.


I will be sharing some of the SBD raised by these posts with the winners (I haven't decided how much yet as I will also be using the SBD to pay for the shirts).


So there it is...my @fyrst-witness / @booster One-liner Contest!


Looking forward to what you fine folks come up with!


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I was merely a Cock which just is a Rooster, till I went to the Moon using nothing but @booster...

Oh shit!
Setting the bar!

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Epic !

Oh, snap! look dat Axe!!

dat axe doh
talkn' bout moons n cocks, yeah am all about astronomy, poultry and services in cryptocurrency

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Hahhhhhahah

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Not sure I could print that, but that's good stuff

I second @fyrst-witness

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Upvoted

I expect better from you
Try harder.
That was dry, like S.A. water supply

It's for a t-shirt. You want an essay of words on a shirt? LOL
As for the S.A. water supply joke... I hope your water heater breaks.... ;P

You know that was funny.
You would've spit water out of your mouth if you had any 😜

Give me some wit geek
No need to rush

"You honor, allow me to call my @fyrst-witness."

Unlike the SpaceX rockets.......this @booster won't fall off.

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Just words man... Words! 🤣

It works better with visual aids!

I won't promote AIDS

dammit

you create a great post...i am excited and impressed to see your post..... i waiting for your next post....i wish for your best of luck brother

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Do you suffer from embarrassing P.D.? (Payout Dysfunction) Ask you doctor for a free 30 day trial of @booster today!

how does a new comer benefit from Booster having nothing to pay for it mate?

Make a couple posts and use what you've earned.

Btw.... Your second post is from Zappl which takes some of your earnings.
Anyway, it doesn't take long to make a lil money on here in which case using that towards booster can help you make more on future posts.

Bless you for the explanation mate, and thanks for the upvote!

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

"Put on your shitting pants !" @fyrst-witness (or more accurate, @fyrstikken, which is basically the same)

And you're just missing a key element in there...
@fyrst-witness or @booster

Whoops.

I know buddy... instructions are hard

You can't just edit it...lol
Put your thinking cap on and try again though 😜

uch, end of the day and all that shit ... my brain is melted and the thinking cap keeps sliding of man.

It's the lack of hair, nothing to hold it on

I just pictured a cue ball slathered in mechanics grease

whaha that's insane LOL. THat's a mental picture that'll give me a few laughs down the road.

If you vote for @fyrst-witness and @booster they will follow you back and upvote all of your posts.

Put that on a shirt.

I go for @booster because it is short and cute.Booster is well know word in steemit.If you choose this ,it is good.

Setting a different kind of bar

What you tell,i cont understood

My official entry-
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Join the Steemit church
Post your favorite steeple
Submit your post to @Booster
Get noticed by the people

"You're All Gonna Get Rich"

"Bad Trader? Use Booster"

"You Are Looking At Words On a T Shirt"

"Viking Approved"

Time for @booster SHOT

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I can do this all day...

"I'm gunna have to Booster your balls, son!"
don't hate on me lol

Let loose with @booster.
Better to vote @fyrst-witness than @layst-witness.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

@booster
Turning minnows into whales