I am a full moon bald, morbidly obese, racist, catholic fundamentalist, pro-fascist, ultra-capitalist, asshole, bigot, abysmally lazy, hypocritical motherfucker. And I live in a sharia law enforcing communist failed state.

I have lost some hair. I am a little chubby. I have some unpopular opinions. I am currently unemployed. Although I am an immigrant myself I hold some anti-immigration views. I can be a little grumpy. And I live in Europe (in an EU state).

not sure if I'm missing the point but ought to give it a shot.