There once was a man with a hen.
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And he wielded his mighty pen
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The pen was dry, the man went to cry.
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Despite how hard she tried,
His wife couldn't assuage his pain.
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No pain no gain, said said and ran with his crane.
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The crane was limp, the man no pimp.
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Seeking the missing piece. He jumps into the sea. A shrimp he sees and plants a seed.
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"Why me whyyy me?" he screamed as he plea'd with the sea for fears and dreams he could never foresee
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Just keep swimming, he sang. No sorrow will follow me into the deep blue sea. Time to change the tune to the ABc's.
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Broken here by not upvoting previous comments.
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Aww man!
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and the last day he die
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He lived in the smallest ramshackle cottage by the sea.
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Unfortunately the house was right on the edge of a cliff and this made the man nervous.
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This was when bungee jumping was considered an act of terrorism because the revolution militia used it to practice jumping off airplanes.
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Fortunately we had developed a far more humane method of jumping from a plane, and that was the whoopie cushion. So named for the loud noise made when landing.
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The multiple explosions of whoopie cushions triggered an unexpected tornado and trees began sailing across the skies
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All in all it was just a bad idea to go jumping from planes, instead this man liked to ride, he rode his bicycle everywhere.
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As he rode his bicycle he was hit in the head with an icicle.
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He wants to ride his bicycle wherever he likes... He says Black, he says white and jaws was never his scene
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broken here by not upvoting previous comments.
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and the hen didnt go to den
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