RE: Lets try something new - Stories and rhymes for the win. 10 SBD+ to win.

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Lets try something new - Stories and rhymes for the win. 10 SBD+ to win.

in contest •  7 years ago 

My wedding cost $6700 and my divorce cost $16425, both were worth it.

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I'd rather have $23,125 and spend $50 on a vibrator!

But on that day I couldn't find a vibrator with a comfortable handle, instead I met this idiot who winked at me, with a look that will send any teenage girl's heart flutter. That idiot who was supposed to be a shop attendant at the adult shop. The idiot who stole the best years of my life. That idiot I shouldn't have married in the first place. But I was consciously blind to the signs.

and i got nothing

But she ran off with a foreign Prince.

Who promised her riches beyond her dreams...he had been trying to give it away via emails to random strangers, but nobody would accept their good fortune.

"I am from Nigeria", he begged the mute screen, angry movements in still air, "I want to give you my money!!", he didn't understand, why? why wouldn't they accept his generosity?

And he said "whatever bitch, see you later!"

she's is the war I could never win:)

He wooed her and pleaded to get under her skin.

Broken here by lack of upvoting above comment.