Caption Contest!! best one wins 5 SBD

in contest •  7 years ago  (edited)

If you follow me or have read any of my earlier posts you will quickly realize I spend a lot of my time in very remote areas hanging out with various animal species. Whenever I am hanging out with them I always try to work out what it is they are saying to one another. This gave me an idea to see if I am not the only person in the world that does this on a constant basis. So, here is a little contest for everyone to join in on.


This is how it works!

I upload a random photo that contains some animals interacting with one another.

All you have to do is in the comments section below write a caption of what you believe these animals are saying to one another.
The only rule is that you have a MAXIMUM of 2 comments per photo.

Pretty easy, right?? Extra points for creativity and anything that is comedy gold. Its all about having fun at the end of the day!


SO!!Here is the first photo to see if anyone likes it and if anyone actually enters.

1st Place will receive 5 SBD
2nd Place will receive 3 SBD; &
3rd Place will receive 2 SBD!

I am hoping to make more of these as often as I can and hope that I am able to raise up the winner amounts too!
I will announce the winners of this first contest Thursday evening. I know its not going long but I am about to jump on a ship to Antarctica and it will be a little difficult to do it whilst I am down there


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GOOD LUCK!!!


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(poor family members)
1rst : i want some food my mother i did not eat any thing scince three days.
2nd : i have nothing my beloved i have just my self you can eat my self.

Female: Honey theirs a leopard seal blocking are way. Im scared.
Male: Stay back honey. I'll handles this.

Two male penguins in the club.
Penguin1: oh my God my wife is in here.
Penguin2: Hide in my back and I will act cool.

"IS THAT ANOTHER FEMALES REGURGITATED FISH ON YOUR NECK! I KNEW YOU WERE SWIMMING WITH OTHER FEMALES. IF I COULD FLY AWAY WITH OUR BABY I WOULD YOU DIRTY BIRD! YOUR WINGTIP SMELLS LIKE FISH TOO!"

Brother. He is the one who bothers me in school.
ok... i will give you a lesson!!!

Male: hold my hand honey let's walk like a couple

Male:come on follow me I will protect you from those assholes

Male penguin : What your hiding in there woman?
Female penguin: What!! hiding what in where?

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Penguin 1: did you hear our mates (snake and monkey) were alleged to have stolen over 100k and 200k dollars? Penguin 2: Oh really! how do we get there for our share of the African country national cake

1: Hey, have you seen any ice around?
2: Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about the Seal King?

Male :baby I love your boos I feel like holding them.
Female : dear you are making me feel shy .Humm am blushing

TWO PENGUINS Not in Love 🤣
Jo : Lucy , that nemo is flying again , trying to show off his slim body , don't look now ! He wants to show off 😡
Lucy : WHAT!!! WHERE!!! Ooo look at those Abs 😈😈
Jo : Ai ai 😞😨
Lucy : WHAT! Why are you so angry ?!
Jo : Well , I wanted to tell you this for a very long time , I....I ..I am in love with you 😍
Lucy : ooo , Sorry Jo , I love you like a friend , but you know how I am into guys with abs...hmm..I'm so sorry

Beautiful post.

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First

Second

Can you tell im hungry? xP

Male: I think we should go this way to get our wings steemed.
Female: Are you sure? My feet are killing me.

Female penguin: Honey,there's a dirt in your chest...
Male penguin:(Ignoring and just enjoying the view of the sky.)
Female penguin: Honey, look!!!
Male penguin:Relax honey, it's not a dirt...it's a mole...
LOL hahahahaha....

Hope you like it.. :)

Dude, the wedding's cancelled, she ran off with an Emperor.

Dude I'm always with you.. Ohhh God I better be up there with you ;)

Hey brother! I still do not see the snow, Smell that I'm full of sweat

Assumming the male and female are just neighbours.
Female: who discovered America
Male: No idea
Female: you need to pay more attention to reading books.
Male: Can i ask you a question
Female: ok
Male: Do you know Sussan?
Female: no
Male: You need to pay more attention to your husband.
Hint: the husband of the neighbor sees sussan behind the wife's back
( just trying to make it funny)

"Don't make it obvious, but look.... a no-coiner"

"Where's that blue-footed booby that touched my man!!"

Female: Did you poo?
Male: No, I didn't.
Female: Then, why does it smell like a poo?
Male: That's my fart, idiot!

"Is that a leftover sardine, or are you just happy to see me?"

When someone tells you a juice gossip about someone

lucevic very close to his ear says: hey thomas pull out the chest, that comes the girl of your dreams ...

friend: don't make it obvious but I think I see your ex.
me:

lucevic very close to his ear says: hey thomas good trip to Antarctica

How I wish I could be as white as the cloud
The other penguin repilies. Oh, don't be ironical, because all I could see now is your white bare chest.

Male: baby you are the egg in my egg roll without you am just a bonse
Female: oohh... sweet Jesus! Hope you heard that? Love in Tokyo!.

Penguin 1 :What does our features really makes us, amputee???

Now staring up I feel like I could stretch to the reach of that bird and pluck him out of the sky for lunch

Penguin 2 : Well, I like being practical. Infact I need to go fetch some food

Hellow @ Thomas Mitchell! Here is my entry.
"I have so much fun with you today. Goodbye, my friend!"
"Don't say goodbye when you know you will come back, someday. Take care. Happy trip to Antarctica."

Penguin 1 :I think we both make a perfect couple

Penguin 2 : Yeah especially when we are in the open away from the group

Penguin 1:The sun is out, I feel like basking in the euphoria of the sun all day.

Penguin 2: Hmmmm, I guess it's gonna be a dull day as well with no fun

"I think I got filled to my throat, can't look down"

"don't worry I will help you look down"

Penguin on the right of the image: Hey, Trump got elected as our President.

Left penguin : I'm gonna find a new country for myself.


Your contest was added to Steemit Contest Compilation (19.02-25.02): Win free SBD and STEEM
Thank you @thomasjmitchell for giving Steemians a chance to win some SBD.

Did you forget deodorant?

You're too close. I said two steps behind.

Lean on me-literally

Screaming to the heavens-P1-“I coulda been a contenda, coulda been somebody, instead of a bum...”
P2-“Bruh you got toilet paper on your ass...”

And for my second:-

Damn it Joe, I told you to iron that shirt, formal dress is ruined by crinkles!

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P1: you see those insects up there?? Lets go and eat them

P2: fool...like you can fly up there..
why will we disturb ourselves going up when we can have those grains down here

Sucks in gut, chest out
"Hey babe, have you seen the gym?"

Male : horny it's like am hearing a voice
Female : Ho! .... Am scared baby

P1: tommy is having an interview with God up there
P2: I hope he wins the interview

I am also dropping my entry to your on-going contest, @thomasjmitchell. :)

FATHER:

"Son! I am getting old and gray. I am getting slower now and can not even walk outside. And you are growing up on me. I just want to see you getting married and having children to take good care of! Is it that hard for you to accept Athena as your wife? Why are you leaving home?

SON:

"You never informed me about this matter and get my consent whether I like this arranged marriage or not! Dad, Im sorry but I cant...... marry .. her. Because .... because.... I am a GAY."

How fun! “Honey, is that fish guts on your chest?”

nice! I like it :)

"Hey Frank, do you think that's a camera or a rifle he's holding there?"

"Don't care so long as he keeps aiming it at you."

the manicurist missed a bit!

Female:

  • Daughter, straighten your back you look like quasimodo
  • Yes mom
    Male:
  • Police: Are you sure you are not drunk?
  • Drunk: Of course not officer!
  • Police: Well, can you please walk the line with open arms?

Forget your worries, I'm here for you dearly

Is that seal musk I smell on your collar? You told me that affair was over!

And no mate, you are not alone in hanging out with cool creatures trying to figure out what they are saying. You just do it in much more interesting places, with more exotic animals, than I do in Canberra! I am jealous AF of your travels.

Female-: I am cold and think is about to rain, lets go home

Male-: looks up the sky, but its still sunny. Takes a second, oh! I get your point. Lets get going

In my imagin these two penguins talkindg about dmania like this.

First penguin :- Oh,i los my spd to promote my post in dmania on getting vote.

Second one :- OMG!! But i get upvote from dmania luckly.


Right penguin :Sir, No one in the clan realized you were the one who actually farted

Left penguin :Ha! That's confidence My boy.

Male: Waddle I do without you
Female: Look up or I'll flip you over

hahahaah My answer is. Sweetheart have you taken a bath today. 😂 😂

husband to the waiter: I want to talk to your manager, NOW! There's a worm in my fish!!!

wife: Oh my GOD, this is so humiliating. What if my friend sees this?

:D

Bird1: Look it's a bird?
Bird2: No Its BATMAN!!! RUN!!!

Hey Buddy there's a worm in your feet...
WHA... I don't want to look!!!

Male : Just relax my dear. Everything is under my control!

Male (whispering in the ear of female): hey girl, are you available on Saturday night for a dinner.
Female(keeping her chin high proudly): huh! Alright, but not more than a dinner.
Male: your wish is my command dear :)

Female friend to another: hey honey, look at your feet, you need a pedicure. Lets go to parlour.
Second female: oh come on silly, forget those feet. Look at those handsome hunks coming up from mountain. ;)

So cute, nice picture, thank you for sharing.

"Mate, don't look now but someone is watching us !"

female: Oh! Honey i think am feeling sick
Male: Dear, you should get some rest.

Yo jimmy don't look, but that penguin is the one I met at the club last night.

Hey, could you see the price of steem is cuming back again.

Comment2: hey look down, i think i need a cigarette to smoke.

where are you going? :D

"shit hun!!, when exactly would you grow b**bs?"
stretches
"shut up, what the fuck do you think is that black patch? am trying".

  • Camina normal , que ahi viene tu ex..!
  • Ok , pero avisame si me esta mirandoooo..!

Bad cheetah!
Why man? do you get a flag on your post?
NO! it's because of your post that i resteem!

Left Penguin: Dude I smell Guava I'm hungry!
Right penguin: Yes I smell it too! (Body odor)

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Female: I don't socialize with your kind!
Male: Ahhhh!!! Have you not seen your reflection in the damn iceberg you fuzzy bowling pin!

Safe Travels! Take lots of pics and enjoy! Thanks and keep steeming!!!

"Your strut could use less waddle. You've got to flaunt your paddles!"

penguin 1: sir please hear me out i really need this appointment .

penguin 2: Mr man what do you want me to do i have already told you, you do not meet the expected criteria for the appointment.

penguin 1: hey miss all am asking is just a date that's all.

penguin 2: i have told you before i don't deal with your type of guys.

"Dude, are you sure about this? I know she's hot, but being in a hurry for a date is not a reason to skip your bath."

"What are you talking about? I always smell great!"

"No. My friend, your armpit smells awful."

Penguin: Friend Mitchell is in Antarctica, what if we surprise him and go there?
Penguin II: let's surprise him!

https://steemit.com/contest/@irisalfonzo1/caption-contest-best-one-wins-5-sbd

Looks like one penguin is gossiping in the ear of other

Penguin1: Walk to the left, then walk to the right then pose. Chin Up!
Penguin2:Pose

If you cook the way he walks, I'll eat the pot.
If you think, let's forget everything and go out tonight to take a walk till dawn

https://steemit.com/contest/@aiskelzurita/caption-contest-best-one-wins-5-sbd

Penguin 1: The flight to Antarctica leaves in an hour, will you come with me?

Penguin 2: Of course, wait for me, I'll pack my bags.

https://steemit.com/contest/@lauraac/caption-contest-best-one-wins-5-sbd

Penguin 1: My cute little penguin, marry me and let's live here together!

Penguin 2: Yes, but when would we move to the North Pole?

https://steemit.com/contest/@lauraac/3pgeuj-caption-contest-best-one-wins-5-sbd

When you get dressed for winter on that one random warm day in February

Your fragrance drives me crazy!

2nd: Did you activate with the contests in steemit?
1rst: Jajajajajaja Check my purse!!!!

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Left Penguin - "Jesus, honey, you smell like you got a dead squid under your armpit!"
Right Penguin doing the wave dance. - "That's nature's cologne right there, baby, haha".

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"Is that a dildo under your arm?"
"Yeah, I nicked it from a sex shop. The trick is to stick your nose in the air like this, and walk out like you own the place!"

Penguin 1: Do you think he know we can talk?
Penguin 2: Act cool man he's right here!

Penguin 1: Did you do an Ass surgery?
Penguin 2: I don't wanna talk about it

when your copying assigment from your classmate and your teacher suddenly stand behind you.
penguin at the right: what are you doing mr jones.
penguin at the left: Nothing teacher brown. * Acts like nothing happens *

Female : that is my ex boyfriend.
Male : ohh,you are mine now,let me handle this little boy.

penguin1: u & ur girl are in the coffee house playing mancala & this dude invites her to his igloo. what do u do?
penguin2: i got this

penguin 1: you looking fabulous today
penguin 2: thanks walks confidently

amazing

penguin 1: Son, something fell on me
penguin 2: Sorry dad, it was a mistake