Conversations With Bud

Bud: 🎶Ta-da🎵...Once again, the Olympics are upon us.
Me: Which is why you are taking over my yoga mat?
Bud: Athletes from ‘round the globe will convene in South Korea for an exhaustive demonstration of physical prowess.
Me: And you’ve decided to celebrate by dressing up in one of my old socks? Nice.
Bud: Young human specimens will test their physical endurance to the limit before they choose the three who will emerge victorious.
Me: Mmm-hmmm...and on which one of the stools behind you will you park yourself for the next two weeks: gold, silver, or bronze?
Bud: crap. None of ‘em.
Me: What?
Bud: I’m over it. I watched the opening ceremony. Can we go back to my regular TV now?