Wrestling has been a part of my life for 30 years. I might not be keeping up with the current promotions like I used to but I am still subscribed to a few channels on YouTube. Over the past few weeks I’ve had an idea playing in my head that involves Cookie Monster doing wrestling moves to a little kid.
It starts out at the kid’s birthday party and she’s surrounded by his family. He blows out the candles on the cake while everyone cheers. A look of astonishment appears on his face as he notices Cookie Monster’s googly eyes over the backyard fence. The Sesame Street theme is played and the kid shouts “Cookie Monster!” he gets out of his seat and starts running towards Cookie Monster. As the muppet enters the backyard he opens his arms but when the kid is close Cookie Monster lifts up his leg delivering the big boot to the kid. The Sesame Street theme turns into a metal cover of the song as Cookie Monster picks the boy up by his hair delivering a few forearms to the back and then gives a body slam. The family is horrified the mom signals the dad to do something so he starts running towards Cookie Monster. After dropping an elbow on the small child Cookie Monster sees the father running towards but catches him in a spinebuster. Cookie Monster proceeds to taunt the other family members as the dad rolls onto his stomach trying to get up. The father makes it to all fours but is then kicked in the ribs by Cookie Monster. As the dad is on his knees Cookie Monster unloads a series of punches to the dad’s head. Other male members attending the party rush in to attack Cookie Monster. Cookie Monster no sells the shots and double clotheslines 2 guys and gives a DDT to another. With a handful of hand Cookie Monster drags the kid over by the and then powerbombs him through it. The kid is covered in drinks, snacks, and cake. Cookie Monster looks down and says happy birthday. The mother’s look of anguish turns to pleasure and bites her lower lip and then runs her fingers through Cookie Monster’s fur. With cookies in hand and the mother around his arm Cookie Monster leaves the party.
Image comes from the Muppet Wiki.