I've been hesitant to use Cortana because of invasion of privacy concerns. But what if I asked her: where is my underwear? What will the Power Ball number be tonight? Are you Mexican-American? Does Microsoft pay you minimum wage? How much wood can a woodchuck chuck? Did Cinderella get a divorce? Is there hidden dog meat in Chinese food? Is 2018 the real End of Times? Do my tires need air? Do you have a significant other? Finally, do you have a sense of humor?
