Putin, Trump and Merkel are all at a seaside resort having an argument…
普京，川普和默克尔去海边度假
submitted 13 hours ago by Brassow
The topic of the debate is which country has the best submarines.
大家在海滩上吹嘘着谁的潜艇最好。
Putin begins, saying “Russian submarines are best in the world! They can stay submerged for weeks at a time before needing supplies.”
普京大帝先说了起来：“我们露西亚国的潜艇世界第一！在海里待上几个礼拜，也不需要补给。”
Trump laughs, “Oh no no, AMERICAN submarines are the best in the world. I know it, you know it, everybody knows it! They can go for months without needing supplies!”
川皇大笑道：“这算什么！伟大的美利坚海军有着世界上最强的潜艇。我们都知道！他们在海里游上几个月，都不需要浮出来补给！”
Merkel opens her mouth to speak, but is interrupted by a large submarine emerging from the water. The hatch opens, and a sailer shouts at them,
默大妈纲要说什么，海边出现一阵动静，一艘潜艇从海里浮了起来，舱盖打开，一名水手行其了举手礼。
“Sieg Heil! Wir brauchen Kraftstoff!”
“元首万岁！我们需要燃料！”
Mexico’s president says he will not go to the U.S. for a meeting with Trump
墨西哥总统放出话来说，他不会到美国来和川皇开会啦！
submitted 20 hours ago by That_Male_Nurse
The wall’s not even finished and it kept a Mexican out!
看看，川皇是如此伟大，连隔离墙都还没建起来，墨西哥人就已经不来美国了！
haha, Mexicans would rather stay where they are, no wall needed now!
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yeah , u right :)
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