It's you young kids you see, chillaxing with your street parties and your avocado toast.
Not the 'Spoons near you. Not reopening schools, or the rising cases in Europe. It was never government policy, or the failure of track and trace, or the air corridors, or the lack of enforcement for quarantine.
Now the rising rate has a name and a face, and it's yours.
Germany has doubled down on it's furlough scheme, but we won't. It's the scared office workers not buying sandwiches from Pret that destroys the economy, not Tory policy.
Trust me, get used to this. Because you are going to be gaslit A LOT these next five years. And in the run up to 2025, after fifteen years of Tory rule they'll be back to blaming Tony Blair.
Blame the Care home workers
Blame the kids
Blame the EU
Blame Holiday goers
Blame the garden gnomes
Blame Jeremy Corbyn
Blame China
Blame anyone but the government who is in power and has the means to sort this but can’t find its own arse with two hands and a map.