Steve the cow was a normal cow you know, like the ones you find at farms or in the plain fields eating grass. Until one day a giant bright red rock came falling down breaking threw the atmosphere hitting just about 10 feet away from him. The blast knocked him over but he was alright, he walked over to the giant crater that was shaped like a hamburger. This made Steve very disturbed. Steve still continued in to the crater to examine the rock even more. He found something glowing red in between a crack in the rock. He thought it might be a molted part of the rock still hot from the fall, but on further examination the red glowing object was a crystal that was shaped like a McDonald's™ Happy Meal. Steve freaked out so bad he tumbled over into a group of wild crip sheep. They questioned Steve thinking he was apart of the bloods because of the red crystal he saw. The sheep then began to approach Steve and attempted to attack him, but the crystal came out of no were with a mind of it's own and struck the sheep. It than began to take Steve to the local village of cows Steve was happy at first, but then the crystal spoke to Steve saying "Swiggity Swoogity I am coming for day swag old booty". Steve was never heard of again.
The End