Trump Vs. The Godfather - A Satirical Tale Of The Tape

in creative •  7 years ago  (edited)

Here is a quick analysis of who would come out on top if Trump and The Godfather would go toe-to-toe.

                                                         Tale Of The Tape

                                                                          Height

6'2''                                                           Advantage: Trump           5'11''

                                                                          Reach

74''                                                           Advantage: Draw              74''

                                                                           Hair

Clownish Mop                                         Advantage: Godfather       Well Coiffed

                                                                    Financial Means

Trillions Of Extorted Funds                     Advantage: Trump            Millions 

                                                                    Management Style

Eccentric And Childish                           Advantage: Godfather       Iron Fist

                                                                    Violent Influence

Commands High-Tech Thug Army         Advantage: Trump             Thug Army

                                                                     Social Skills

Zero                                                          Advantage: Godfather       Suave 

                                                                     Intelligence

On Par With Apes                                   Advantage: Godfather        Clever 

If these two would go head to head, it would really be a close call, but The Godfather has a slight edge and would come out on top.    

Thanks for your time and attention!

Update about this post: I apologize for the formatting.  I had trouble getting the alignment correct. 


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Both have experience with firearms but Godfather has the edge for a quicker draw.

I think you're right. Would be an interesting battle!

Don Corleone would simply make Trump an offer he couldn't refuse.
:)

Hilarious! Good point. :)

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