Albert Einsteem... #cryptoporn (as in foodporn!)

in crypto •  7 years ago 

Welcome to #cryptoporn, the new ultimate hashtag for all crypto memes...

Read on through and enjoy the ride...

This is not a porn thing, if you send nude images or drag the blog in that direction,
you will be muted and flagged... Thanks in advance...

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Yesterday the dam burst inside my brain, and all the whacky crypto words and terms that I've been rabbit-holing flooded my imagination... Words like HODL and bitcoin, steem and blockchain, they all are now up for grabs in the collective unconscious, just waiting to be mashed into memes for postmodern attempts at meaning... Or for the lulz, LOL!

See, I already love taking the same old stuff and reinventing it... I guess I learned it from Banksy and Beck, a sort of happy do-what-thou-wilt, without wilting... Corporations are the best targets, since they pump so much money and effort into their advertising... It is the same thrill I used to get when I drew moustaches on politicians in my high school history textbooks... Just now it is fare more refined, and because I wish to help save the planet from human greed and corruption, my favorite is to make it funny and also have a mindblowing point, like a little epiphany wake up call for anyone who wants it... Many of the companies which I 'adbust' are guilty of such rampant destruction of our environment, mass mind control, genocide, and even economic crashes... SO fuck 'em... Seriously!

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Yesterday is when I came up with the concept of #cryptoporn ... Try not to think of people having sex while wearing BTC facemasks, or strippers with dogecoin pasties... (No new fetishes, please! LOL...) I am thinking more along the lines of foodporn, how people share their very exquisite snack and everyone faps and drools... I have observed people getting absurdly animated over crypto memes, so I just decided to call all my crypto memes #cryptoporn...
Please no actual porn! Thanks in advance...

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Feel free to add your own #cryptoporn memes in comments below! When I say YOUR OWN I mean go make some!
And RESTEEM THIS FOR LULZ!

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@OriginalWorks
I know you're busy, but love me, eh?

Watch out this is the internet, anything that can be deviated is in the end ;)

I want to hear you but I am hearing the memes more loudly...

I was just kidding about the hashtag :) Otherwise I really dig the idea, if there's anywhere to launch crypto memes its here!!

Many of my illegitimate babes come out disfigured or even stillborn... The hashtag may be too spicy for the collective consciousness right now, LOL... Maybe I thought I was in 4chan for a minute...