The Trailer Park Boys Invest in Cryptocurrency [Explicit Language, Reader Discretion Advised]

in cryptocurrency •  7 years ago 

About the Boys - An Introduction

JIM

Hi. I'm Jim Lahey. Supervisor of the Sunnyvale Trailer park here with Ricky, Julian, Bubbles and Ran-ran-bo-ban (Randy). The boys are out on community service and have agreed to work with me on promoting cryptocurrency in the park. In the coming weeks, we'll discuss everything from bitcoin and litecoin to titcoin, and the impact these coins will have on the future of currency. Now, the boys might not agree with what I have to say and they may say I have a drinking problem, but that was the old Jim Lahey. The new Jim Lahey is off the sauce.

So sit back, pour yourself a rum-drinky-poo, and enjoy.

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RANDY

I don't know why we have to work with these friggin' idiots Mr. Lahey. Whatever. My name is Randy and I'm the Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor. Mr. Lahey put me in charge of researching initial coin offerings. He said no more cheeseburgers until I've analyzed the future potential of at least 10 companies. Frig that.

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JULIAN

My names Julian. The cops said one more fuck-up and we're back in jail, so our last resort was turning to Jim for this cryptocurrency project of his. Jim put me in charge of recruiting additional help when needed. I know what that means. Corey, Trevor and Jacob...

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RICKY

I'm Ricky and we're stuck working with drunkin' fuckin' Lahey on this hypnocurrecy bullshit. You're able to dig up these coins if you have the right type of calculator and then you can buy real life shit with it. Anyways I guess I'm supposed to help Bubbs and Julian when they need it or whatever.

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BUBBLES

How you doin'? My name's Bubbles. I've been trying to tell the boys cryptocurrency is the future and I'm happy to be here workin' on this project. I'm not too thrilled about workin' with Mr. Lahey and Randy, that cheeseburger gurglin' bastard, but it beats prison. Jim put me in charge of analyzing charts and reading the data behind each coin. If I'm right, no more 'big dirty's" or "Freedom 35's" in my future. He he.

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Until next time, Jim Lahey signing off.

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