Having absorbed the knowledge of the internet, let me present to you the ultimate guide to getting super rich with free crypto currency moneys.
- Spend all your money on trading books, the more expensive the better, and pick the fastest possible delivery method.
- Do nothing until they arrive.
- When you get the books DO NOT read them, put them on a bookshelf (optional step here, obtain a bookshelf just for these books).
- Since you bought all these books, you probably don't have any money, so go to a bank and get a loan ... this is basically more free money, as you'll get super rich from it and pay it back immediately.
- Go to coinmarketcap.com, click under the "Biggest Gainers and Losers", take a 20 sided dice, roll it, and invest everything you have into the coin with a number rolled on your dice.
- Tell all your friends you're now trading crypto and will be super rich.
- Throw a huge party, brag about how you read all these books and are now making amazing investments.
- Black out after having an orgy with all the chicks that are now instantly attracted to you.
- Wake up to see the coin you picked has risen by 4000% overnight.
- HODL!!! Who cares about a few pennies, you're in it for the big money!
- Watch the coin drop down to $0.00000000000001
- Sell a kidney, buy fake passport, move to another country, GOTO step 1.