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When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
"Let it be"
    - Paul McCartney, Former Beatle & Cryptocurrency HODLer

What a fool.

Let's face it, Cryptocurrency is dead...

We all knew this ponzi scheme of fake internet unicorn money would come crashing down in a spectacular fashion.

I pity the fools that were sucked in by the "get rich quick" scheme.

I'm ecstatic that the anonymous evil-doers buying drugs and guns no longer have a safe haven for their dirty money.

No longer do we need to endure Jake from accounting's humble brags on how his "portfolio" is experiencing massive gains.

Thank all that is wholesome: crypto is dead.

...OR is it?!

CHECKOUT MY INSTANTANEOUS ANALYSIS ON TONY-AIR-COIN!!!

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Holy S#%T!!! What a downward bullish ramp straight into a half vert!!!

Time to catch some air bruh.

If you haven't already, cash in on that home equity line of credit!!! Double-down. Sell Grandma's ring and... GET. IN. ON. THIS.

You'll regret not exploiting this ground-floor to moonshot opportunity!!!

Only one question to ask yourself...

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Because I sure as hell don't... BUT CHECKOUT THIS TA BY KNUCKLES!!!

Wow!!!	Bull Loops!!!
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YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PRICE OF THE ORIGINAL IMAGE WHILE YOU WERE READING!!!

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The DUCKBILL OF WEALTH!!! BUY. BUY. BUY.

Here's how I see this going...

PRIMARY COUNT: UP

ALTERNATE COUNT: DOWN

Whatever happens, I'm all in.

DISCLAIMER: This is only, like, my opinion man... and this post is utter nonsense. Hopefully, given the roller-coaster experienced this past week in the crypto-space, we can all step back and have a laugh. My Grandmother taught me that the first step to curing any ailment, is humor... this post was absolutely NOT meant to offend, but rather poke fun at the current state of crypto-sentiment. Hope you enjoyed!

Top financial experts declare Cryptocurrency dead! GET. OUT. NOW.