Juggalo Amputates Woman's Finger Drinks Blood

in cryptozoology •  7 years ago 


As if you needed another reason to think Juggalos were gross and stupid, a doozy of report comes to us from Green Bay, Wisconsin informing us that people who like Insane Clown Posse are the trashiest humans on the planet.

To pay respects to one of their dead homies, a woman, or a juggalette, if you will, offered up her pinky finger to be cut off and her blood to be drank by the group.

The tool of choice was a machete and a Juggalo known as Jonathan Schrap wielded it. He gouged the Juggalettes arm and drank her blood from a shot glass.

The group then decided it would be a good idea to chop off the girl’s pinky finger. So they did. Jonathan was quoted as saying “I’m gonna put this is the freezer sos I can cooks it up for later”.

Did I mention the Juggalette in question willingly allowed for this to happen? I don’t know if this makes it better or worse.

In true white trash fashion, the group decided to cauterize the wound with a car cigarette lighter, with minimal results. They decided to up the kit to a blowtorch. The juggalette lamented the burns she incurred hurt much worse than the actual amputation.


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