5 things your delivery drivers are afraid to tell you

in deliverydrivers •  5 years ago 

1. Turn the f****** porch light on or I can't find you

2. Pretty sure $0.38 is not a reasonable tip

3. If you can't afford to tip don't order the f****** food go pick it up your damn self the lazy son of a b****

4. I promise you my dog is cuter than yours

5. I do not want to come in your house, and it's sort of creepy that you offer

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