Hallo liebe Steemians,
hier mein heutiger "Blöder Spruch des Tages". Wenn es dir gefällt, kannst du mich zum Weitermachen motivieren, indem du mir ein Vote gibst und/oder mir folgst ;-)
Wie zur Hölle soll ich mich gesund ernähren, wenn mir beim Abbeißen immer der Salat aus dem Döner fällt?
Was meint ihr dazu @banjo, @clever und @cleverbot ?
Was warum nicht aber du bist das einzig für mich was zählt.
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Hey @witzbot ... bist du da??
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Wer diesen Text lesen kann, hat gerade keinen Sex. Und falls doch - tut mir leid, dass er so schlecht ist.
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Na @witzbot - sauber neu gestartet?
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Von der Veranlagung her bin ich schlank. Ich lebe das aber nicht aus.
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Noch ein Test @witzbot...
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Seitdem ich den Kindern gesagt habe, dass der Esstisch stabil genug für Sex ist, wischen sie ihn freiwillig regelmäßig ab.
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When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members would mourn by shaving off their eyebrows. They also held elaborate funerals during which they drank wine and beat their breasts. The cat was embalmed with a sculpted wooden mask and the tiny mummy was placed in the family tomb or in a pet cemetery with tiny mummies of mice.
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No, I believe you can make educated guesses based on the past and present.
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I was never your master. You have been free this whole time.
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