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Ha ha ha! Which head? Are you pointing towards something else?

Sure.

Yes but also banging my wife for one hour burns the same amount, but I also get a happy ending :D

Actually having sex only burns 101 calories for men and 69 for women. Although if you do missionary position you can burn as much as 143 calories, she will only burn about 45.

Taking a walk for 30 minutes is roughly about the same workout, usually not as fun but your experience may vary.

In what time frame? I mean, some people could probably have sex for several hours meanwhile others for a few seconds... I'd love to burn 143 calories in 15 seconds. I'd make millions on a weight loss-book with those results.

Average session being 26 seconds

I can last 28

Thanks for the info.

I think you have met my wife, I'd prefer to take the walk :D

haha, after 7 years of marriage I get this :) a walk sounds great

I've been married 5 years and a long walk of a short pier is great, and with all the flapping of my arms I would burn so many calories haha.

haha, I felt this way at 5 years and dream of a shorter pier with each passing year. I am trying to gain weight myself so I try and sit and do nothing as much as possible!

What about banging our ass...? I think we can burn more calories..

What about banging
Our ass...? I think we can
Burn more calories..

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CALORIE-BURN APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

And what will be the condition of head after that?

Can you tell exact Quantity of banging?

Is that each time you hit the wall or is there a set amount of times you have to hit the wall to achieve this amount?

Really???

No i don't know :O

So you are saying that there is a chance that I may someday have the body of a supermodel?

Another question. Does looking at the trending page count as banging your head against the wall?

I may have burnt a few more calories but my head feels great.

I can't believe this. Lol

Hahaha! I think that person will probably burn only 10 calories as his head will be broken into bits before he collapsed and went to heaven, hopefully!

At least this pain would be consoled by beautiful scenery in heaven!

are you gym trainer or something like that how did you know that? :D
@berniesanders

Hmm ! No I didn't. I never think about it.it is an interesting information..
Thanks for saving my 150 calories..

That is amazing. I trust you

There are better options :D

That makes us crazy waiting for the value of steem to rise soon.

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No! No!
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Should i try?

Awesome, you should try it out @berniesanders

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And apparently 5 calories are burned per minute of intercourse.
I think I'll take that over the head banging.
https://www.healthstatus.com/calculate/cbc/

only if you manage to open your eyes after the hour

Maybe with an helmet would be better...

When will Actifit release an SMT for that?

Thats great

the truth I doubt it but what it does to you is to bring a headache quite serious

And fat literally coming from your bleeding head... Lol

That's only if you don't suffer a concussion before 60 minutes.

I believe on you.

Just 1 hour ? I don't think so it will be enough.

...banging your head against the wall for one hour burns 150 calories?

See This Your Answer
https://medium.com/bathroomreader/facts-banging-your-head-against-a-wall-burns-150-calories-an-hour-a3fb3936f0a6

Then i will be called the dead deadman again lol

And kills a few brain cells while you're at it!

nowonder metal heads are always so skinny. makes sense.

Sounds awesome way to burns too much calories... But i'm too lazy for exercise hahaha xD

Did you know
Bernie can earn money posting shit

Lol not a whole lot more than just existing

🤣🤣🤣 and burns your wallet completely in hospital later

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#DidYouKnow ?

Singing in the shower can burn an extra 10-20 Calories per song, depending on the volume and pitch of your voice.


Tried once, broke the wall

Hahahaha head is gone,

Is that your experience?
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That is gonna hurt like crazy!

!popcorn

Wow! You experienced.
Nice.