Don't tell my Lolcow Trolls on Discord to vote for which Oatmeal Fake News to debunk first, I can talk about the photos, videos, screenshots, memes, GIFs, content, etc. You know I would never ever debunk them and I currently live on Pluto which is in the sun right now literally. My Lolcow Trolls would never admit I left my Discord Server, even if I never came back. But I'm willing to come back if enough demands are met or what have you. I will probably just make a new server instead. Oatmeal Parody Blogs would destroy my life worse than Covid Vaccines are killing Dolly Parton/thank god my silly Billy Breaker Lolcow Trolls are too lazy/one-dimensional to end my career by framing me big time cuz they don't have the balls/patience/desire/skills/ability to do it.

I've already linked to contacts, I've mentioned their names, where they live, when I knew them, what we did. My Lolcow Trolls don't want you to know how crazy transparent my life is. I've linked to hundreds if not thousands of people. But my trolls are too lazy to look at it. All my Discord Server Lolcow Trolls who call me a pedo are committing defamation because I'm not and I've said so myself many times for decades, legal action should be taken against these Internet Bullies who also sent cops to my house with the intent in getting me murdered.

Narnia Oatmeal