Poor kid...he's going to spend all day being brainwashed with how worthless and disposable he is because he's a boy, to learn all about the 100 different sexual orientations there are, to conform and become a good little slave to government, that he's a member of the patriarchy and should be ashamed of himself, and that everything is his fault. He'll be forced to sit still endlessly and learn how to snuff out his natural inclination to get out of his seat and be active. Poor kid.