Conversations With Bud

in dog •  7 years ago 

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Bud: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Me: You sure are in a good mood today.
Bud: Well, you Humans put me there. Funny lot you are.
Me: Watching the news again, are we?
Bud: You bet! Have you noticed how much nicer my haircut is than Trump’s?
Me: Go ahead. Make fun. The President is an easy target nowadays.
Bud: Oh please. There’s a bunch of lawyers out there trying to give elephants legal personhood—as if pachyderms would want their status lowered to that of humans.
Me: Really?
Bud: It cracks me up that you consider yourself the top of the food chain.
Me: Stop it with the ad hominem attack.
Bud: Don’t look at me. I’m not the one who lost their shirt ignoring my advice to short Bitcoin.

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The U.S. has the highest dog population in the world.

Yep. I knew that. And we contribute by living with three rescues in our home. Bud is 17. Our other is 19. The baby is 14. Ha.

Yep Bud, you were spot on.