My how things have changed since 2009 (NSFW)

in down •  8 years ago 

I was in a bad way. Lost a mortgage, foreclosure, Chapter 13, 7 one of them. Wound up at the local Starship Enterprise store. Bought me a Brazilian CD with some clean-shaven young men doing the unseemly to some unsuspecting maidens. One had the girl in a "bowling ball" position with index fingers and pinkie exposed, middle, ring and thumb hidden. I was down in the dumps mentally, physically and spiritually.

Fast forward eight years. I'm passing by the same store after the Cuban restaurant thinking about Cannabis oil (CBD), when I realize, 'they might have some.' I stop to go in, but the desire for lasciviousness has been removed. Now all I want is the calming effects of THC oil without the marijuana misdemeanor. The young lady at the counter lists the bevy from $51 to $19 including one which was to be placed underneath the tongue. That one caught my attention, but I only had $9.

The big difference between 2009 and 2017 was, I was so focused on CBD I hardly noticed the NERF depiction of *o*n*ss in a glass case as soon as you walked in the door. Whoever molded the prosthetic of labia, vulva and anus did a very realistic job, down to the contrasting skin tones. I would guess the live nude who inspired the piece was either Hispanic or central Asian in descent.

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