As instructed, our hero first fills his jug with well water. He then sneaks up on the urinating creature and attempts to steal the axe, in order to slay it. However the axe is very heavy, and firmly lodged in the ground. Presumably done on purpose to prevent somebody from sneaking it up and using it against its owner.
The creature has now very certainly noticed you, and in all likelihood you have mere moments to live. Choose your next course of action very carefully.
What would you have our hero do next?
Stay Cozy!
I would hit him in the knee who even if tried to run after me , then he’s gonna he slow
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There is only one thing to do here. SHOW HIM THE DICK.
it's the only hope.
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I think our hero should try to outsmart the monster. It’s his last chance since they met 👁 to 👁. He still has his phone he can’t have a use of. But perhaps our monster never saw this technology, he could be impressed with it. Our hero can show it to him what it does and tell him it can do much more once he helps to get a signal somewhere higher.
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Well since our hero has been exposed and the creature is onto him, I suggest he drops down the axe and start singing so adbto distract the creature and then he can run.
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I would start dancing because that's how I escape death when I play Fortnight
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The only thing left to do is run...''Run as fast as you can hero ''...
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Run like there is no tomorrow
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Saying something like "Hey, i just found this axe, do you know where i can take it in order to find its owner"?
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Our hero pretends he's just helping the creature and tries dialogue...
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Run run and run....Hero.....as the Hero is not being able to operate the axe the only option left is run away as much as he can.
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The hero is relatively short height than the creature so he should use tricks like jumping, rolling hiding to get away from the creature.
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The axe can still be used but in a different way while being lodged in the ground and as long as the axe is with the Hero, he can still win against the humanoid.
Thank you...steem on and stay blissful....
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Quite the pickle the hero is in. I think he should threaten to throw the "wooden club" down the well if the creature doesn't back off. Clearly it has sentimental value if it was taped under the bed.
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In desperation, our hero distracts the humanoid with the coins, and uses the rock in front of him to hit the giant creature on his foot.
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He picked up the coins in the hut, right? He should use them to barter with the monster for his life.
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Well, since the stickman didn't make proper use of his bone (er) tool, it's probably his best bet to run. He can do this by first throwing his skull cap at the creatures face and taking off in the opposite direction...
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Oh, not a problem at all!
Hero should make a confident face and give a little bow of greetings.
Take the jug and spill the water on the axe to clean it. After that the work is done and shining axe looks magnificent, because it was cleaned not by someone but us - the greatest axe cleaner ever existed.
The creature will realise that hero is cool and came to help and he will definitely let us go or even invite us to have a dinner.
But still better to take few steps back lol. And prepare to run the fk away.
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The way you draw of the stickman is very funny. Well he did sneak behind the urinating creature but he realize that he cannot knock it out using the bone so he instead tried that heavy big Axe. But because it is heavy, he can't use it. So maybe he will try to outsmart the creature by saying .. "Oh what a beautiful heavy axe, is this yours? Did you made this? Where did you get this? Because this axe is made for strong creatures like you." Something like that ... or he will just run away .. or maybe he will throw that bone to the head o the creature.
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Offer him the jug of water and see what happens. We can either hope that he spares him due to the kind act, or after he decimates our character we can hope that our ghost watches over the giant as he dies slowly from dysentery from the bacteria riddled water.
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Take the wooden penis and shout that you will break it against the axe if the creature won't back far away!
I can say for sure that The creature loves and cherishes this wooden thing a lot and won't do any harsh movements!
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Hahah, I love the look on the creature's face!
Our hero should proclaim his undying loyalty to the creature and offer to be its axe-bearer. If that doesn't work, throw the jug in the creature's face and run away as fast as possible.
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Why didn't he break his balls? But well, then just stay away and try to talk to him. See how he reacts.^^
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Does are stick man live? I sure hope so. I hope he throws the skull at him and runs or he could hide under the axe and have the monster fall on the axe by trying to reach for him.
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Offer the beast his wooden dildo as a token of peace and insist he was just admiring the giants wood :)
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Kick him in the ballz! No creature can withstand this secret attack!
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I would run away from giant or I would bribe or build trap to evaquate himself
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i just thinking about it....
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woow very interesting story
I like the writing of the boss
boss vote my boss
https://steemit.com/@emiratesp3md
good boss
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Nice post thanks for sharing...
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what a creativity !!!!!!!!!!!!! lil
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very good post it .. success continues👍👍👍
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upvote and resteemit done...
keep it on
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Vey nice sentence that is very good work sir.Keep it up
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You tickle the monster
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great info sir👌👌👌
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Follow very nice succesion of pictures , nice stories!
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I will pretend to clean the ax.
Because it's the most powerful way to spoil an opponent
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Like it good one
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Run as fast as possible like a storm that passed
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Give him the dildo!!
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