Everything was cartoon...

I was one of 3 middle-school friends who wanted to be racecar drivers, but had no cars. We decided to sell meth to save up for one to share.

(Cue montage with motivational music — kids selling meth on bikes, trappin at school, loading trucks, high fives, everyone's smiling.)

After 4 months, we had enough money to buy a tricked-out jet-blue Saturn Solstice with built-in Artificial Intelligence. All too soon after that, while showing off our new ride, a cop tried to pull us over. I was too young to have a license and we had some leftover meth in the trunk, so I sped away — trying to escape the coppers, but I accidentally drove off a boat dock and into the water. Our AI repeated "Autopilot set, all systems online.", but as we sank deeper and deeper into the sea more lights and devices in the car began to turn off. The AI stopped responding. Eventually, it was pitch black and silent. We reasoned that surely we would die, said our goodbyes, and went to sleep — hopefully to die peacefully once we ran out of air.

I woke up still in the car, feeling rested — "we're all ok?", I asked. Amazingly the car was slowly returning to light. More systems and dash lights came back on as we ascended. The AI awoke and said, "Arriving at your destination." We had made it to India, where @infamousit's family graciously took us in. We had a lil party to celebrate being alive, then we made some hand-crafted pottery and statues cast in gold. We held an auction. One wealthy man bought a huge beautiful golden head that @infamousit made — for 1 million dollars. The man asked if we would deliver it, so I lugged this giant head all the way across town, through grand chambers and hallways, secret tunnels and such. Just as we reached our destination and I was about to gift the golden head to our eccentric buyer's lover, who was a singer at a super fancy secret club, I slipped and dropped it on the ground. Thankfully it was barely damaged, but the man freaked out and stole the statue without paying.

While searching for that thieving bastard I met the ninja turtles and some other peeps. We devised a plan to rescue the golden head...

Just as we were storming the fortress, I woke up.

Thanks for reading!!

If you enjoyed this, you will like my series: "Journey of a Lucid Dreamer"....

Chapter 1:
https://steemit.com/life/@avesa/journey-of-a-lucid-dreamer-1

Chapter 2:
https://steemit.com/life/@avesa/if-you-don-t-like-your-dreams-change-them-journey-of-a-lucid-dreamer-2-dream-with-me

Chapter 3:
https://steemit.com/dreams/@avesa/going-clear-i-mean-lucid-journey-of-a-lucid-dreamer-chapter-3

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