I mean, you could always sign up to the gimp in a goth BDSM sex club. I'm sure that would pay well.

Also, I find it weird when people can remember every single dream they have. I remember 2 dreams a week if I'm lucky, and when I do they usually tend to be nightmares or stress dreams which blows. I can't say I've ever had a recurrent dream either, every dream is totally different from the others, minus the parts where something is trying to murder-plow me.