(Driftnerd is a a news update on Norways best and most interesting Drifters (see: Drifting / Motorsport). Here you can read everyday news and bullshit about the heroes)
Driftnerd-updates are written in Norwegian//English.
Bakkerud har vaska gølvet, men har han børi ved? //
Christian Bakkerud cleaning out the workplace before Christmas.
Kenneth Nornes, Petter Nes Olsen og Oddbjørn Hauglum kosa seg med julelunsj på jobb, før dei tok juleferie.//
Kenneth Nornes, Petter Nes Olsen and Oddbjørn Hauglum enjoyed a Christmas lunch at work, before taking holiday.
Den evigunge Kim Søndergaard måtte ha litt bedre lyd i garasjen, til dub step musikken sin.//
Always young Kim Søndergaard upgraded the soundsystem in his garage, for some loud Christmas carols.
Petter Lauvås panta so mykje og hardt før jul, at panteautomaten nesten eksploderte.//
Petter Lauvås returned such a lot of bottles for recycling, that the automat where you put the bottles almost exploded.
Sidan han dermed ikkje fekk panta nok, måtte han gå til drastiske tiltak for å få råd til julepakkar i år.//
Since he couldn't return all of his bottles he had to sell the Omega in order to get money for presents.
I tillegg måtte Lauvås utføre bikinibilvask for å få meir pengar.//
To raise enough money, Lauvås also had to sell some bikini carwashes.
Med pengar i hand fekk han endeleg nok til både pakkar og raudvin.//
And with cash in hand he could afford both presents and red wine.
Stakkars ungar, her snakkar vi traumer.//
This will definetly give someone a traumatic experience.
Stig Smygen Wilhelmsen jobba seg inn i jula.//
Stig "Smygen" Wilhelmsen had to do some work this Christmas.
Men han fekk omsider kome seg heim til sin nye elskling i garasjen.//
But he could eventually return to his new found love in the garage.
Kenneth Johnsen var godt nøgd med jula.//
Kenneth Johnsen was very happy with his presents.
Ken Robin F. Midtlien kosta på seg ein lang ferie i år.//
Ken Robin F. Midtlien got a whoopin 3 days of holiday this year.
Arve F. Brekkhus gjekk heilt bananas i jula, og vart observert på gåtur! //
Arve F. Brekkhus was observed going for a walk(!) this Christmas.
Vegard Nes Olsen imponert. //
One impressed Vegard Nes Olsen.
Steffen Svingen, Driftnerds moteikon, skuffar ikkje i jula heller. //
Steffen Svingen, Driftnerds best dressed man, never dissapoints.
Lars Magne Kløve brukte heile jula på å skifte ei pære stakkar. //
Lars Magne Kløve spent the entire Christmas changing a light bulb. Not so easy on these new cars.
Oddbjørn Hauglum har ete mykje kuk i jula. //
Oddbjørn Hauglum has eaten a lot of dicks this Christmas.
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