DSound Comedy - Stand-up - Jokes - #4 Crazy driver and English, French and Portuguese

in dsound •  7 years ago 



There was one guy driving very fast, doing all kind of crazy things on the road, a policeman stops him and asks “Didn't you see the arrows?”

The arrows? I didn't even see the Indians.

There are an English, a French and a Portuguese in a plane.

The English puts the arm outside and says “I touched the Big Ben. We are in London”

After a while, the French puts the arm outside and says “I touched the Eiffel Tower...We are in Paris”

After a while, the Portuguese puts the arm outside and exclaims “Someone stole my watch. We are in Lisbon”

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