VERY IMPORTANT NOTE!!!: I was posting these jokes on Dtube...Dtube was curating me but at some point it stopped the curation. I became sad, because the new jokes were not worst than the previous.......all my videos were equally bad, so no reason for that.
I though maybe it was due to the fact that I like to post comments on wales's posts insulting them(that was bad because what advantages do we have in being commediants others than the fact of being able to insult people and tell them it's our job?????) but I started watching the videos I had recorded for the first time and I noticed that maybe they stopped curating my posts from this video due to the fact that this video has a big fail in sound at some point. I guess they though I was not taking this work seriously. OF COURSE NOT....WHO DO THEY THINK I AM??????? I JUST RECORD MY VIDEOS AT THE FIRST SHOT AND I DON'T WATCH HIM AFTER RECORDING IT..,...some big worldwide famous commediants do the same as me, and you can even notice sometimes they are struggling to remember the jokes, they have failures and they cannot contain their own laughter in their acts because they also recorded it at first without watching it again....the reason they do it is for their work to seem genuine and authentic....I don't do it for that reason....I do it because I am lazy and I want to earn money with little work.
There was a woman, she went to the Pharmacy and she asked “I want a pill to my husband so he is more excited while making love”
And the pharmacist gave her a blue pill: “This is Viagra. At the dinner, you put this in the food of your husband”
The next day, the woman returned to the pharmacy and and the pharmacist asked:
“So, Was it good?”
“Not really”
“I did as you told , put the pill in my husband’s dish, after a while he looked at me intensely, he throwed the dishes, the towel, the food and everything else that was on the table to the floor, he grabbed me, put me on the table and we made love right there.
So that was good. – Told the pharmacist
“Not really. The problem is that we will never be allowed to return to the restaurant”
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