Is there a dance club in Hyrule? Of course. Does Zelda go there on "girls night"? Yep. Slink is Link's thug ass cousin. He isn't the noble hero. Zelda and Slink have a half hour of glory at the fairy fountain behind the club. He makes those elf ears curl like Link never could. Don't tell Link...
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