The Lost Art of Fucking Off

in dtube •  7 years ago  (edited)


In our world, where almost everyone has an opinion and noses into everyone else's business, it's important to remind others when they need to just 'fuck off'.

If you cannot watch the D.Tube video for whatever reason, I can sum it up with these simple words...

I hope you found this both useful, and humorous. My husband Brendan @hendrix22 is the founder of the Fuck Off Religion. My life as a people pleaser ended the day he introduced me to this logic. I'm forever grateful!


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I nearly died fucking laughing so you're wrong! 😂😂😂
You're so right babe, I never understood why people get all up in ya face over a fucking sports result or what some fat ass celebrity is doing.
My first day back at work after Christmas this guy yes a guy! came up to me and said "Did you watch the X-Factor final?" I said nothing, what I should have said is........
No I fucking didn't you fucking fuckwit, fuck off!
Oooh yeah, that feels better! Thanks babe. 👊😎

You are so right. The modern phenomenon of the professionally offended needs to just fuck the fucking fuck off. Don't like what I say? Fuck off. Oh, it offends you? Did it hurt? No. Fuck off. Was it said about you in particular? No. Fuck off.

Thank you for making me smile, I needed it.

I'm a firm believer in the Fuck Off religion.. fucking snowflake generation..

Btw.. you didn't use the word fuck nearly enough in your video.. 😂

HAHA! I concur, I should have at least tripled that amount :)

Fuck yeah

Fuckin EH rights!

Would've made Samuel Jackson inferior then 😂

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Hello Lovely and Attractive lady @lyndsaybowes, nice feelings to see you here in dtube. I agreed with your words. I think freedom is right of everyone. and no one can taunt or imposed to others what he like or not. i amalso against these types of deeds.My motto is to spread Love everywhere, because this life is too short so do something for humanity. Your husband Brendan @hendrix22 is very inspiring personality, you should thankful to him who taugt the lesson about the "Fuck Off Religion." to you.

"My life as a people pleaser ended the day he introduced me to this logic. I'm forever grateful!"

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Wonderful message you convey through your video, appreciated. Due to Tattoo your hand looks so attractive and your beauty as well. Take Care of You

Thank you so much for giving others the freedom to be themselevs @rabeel! You are awesome!!

@lyndsaybowes, you have realy a beautiful heart and your thinking approach is always positive. your appreciation and Support give me a new way here in this plateform. Lots of Love for You.

IIIIIIII fucking LOVE this song Bro! :)

I knew you would appreciate it

I don't give a chainsawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Excellent lesson learnt. I stopped pleasing people when you get treated not the way you treat them. I'm too old to be around people who don't understand the value of keeping their word, the concept of loyalty, punctuality & common courtesy. My circle is tiny for a reason. I have no time & don't want to teach any adult how to be an adult! I beg people to Take their inconsistencies elsewhere bc there are plenty of people that are just like them & will put up with that but NOT ME!

You have mastered the Art!! <3 <3 <3 Congrats!!

Lol. Thanks😂😂

There are people being hurt all over the world right now, that can really use your anger and your angst.

So true, there is no lack of good reasons to be angry right now, but so much of the rage today is completely misdirected.

Thanks so much for innerstanding @theferalone! xoxo Hugs!!

Omg ahhahahaa!! YASSS!!!! Beautiful ancient wall hanging!! :D :D

Yeah well, par for the course; the same people that worry about sex, violence and foul language on TV say nothing about drone strikes on weddings, funerals and hospitals. I've given up on them, turned off the TV and generally mind my own business as they are not worth my time. (the long version of Foff) Greetings!

Hey, we should all be bull-horning that to government. If government fucked off, we'd ALL be several orders of magnitude better off and probably...no, highly likely a lot HAPPIER, for their sincere efforts in the fucking completely off department :-) But, as we see, they don't know how to fuck off (just sayin).

You are 100% correct! :) :) :) Thanks for writing me @humanityislost!

Hey Girl! Great brave bold true message!!! Let's focus on what matters vs. Expending valuable energy on what does not matter.

Love you!! Love your message!!

Thanks Jill, I know you are the live and let live type, and that's why I love and respect you so much xoxox You're the bomb Sis!!

dude I fucking love you lol.. preachhhhh.. so true though . with social media comes an absurd amount of offensive nonsense. At the end of the day all that I care about is love. No room for BS. have a beautiful day you amazing woman !

Aww!! Yess!! HAHAA I'm so glad you enjoyed this, it sounds like it gave you some good energy. Much love and RESPECT @stevenalexander! xo Good to see you again!

I loved it! just a chick speaking some truth.. nothing to dislike their haha .. love and respect to you as well :) I'll definitely see you around.

My life as a people pleaser ended the day he introduced me to this logic

Ironically my husband did the same for me. I was always making sure everyone else was happy and I didn't want to step on any toes... but my husband showed me the way

Glad we're in the same club!

Aww, that's so awesome Honey, better late than never I say! <3 <3 <3 I'm so glad we're in the same club now too :) Some people are born with the fuck off religion and others of us need to be taught and taught again. I wish I had been born with it, but I'll definitely take this way, learning it.

lol- my hubby was born with it but he is also a GREAT teacher and instructor on how to achieve it!

...definately, learning how to live this way more and more confidently. It's a learning curve 💛💚💙

So funny indeed. Most of the people now a days give their noses on other's business. Anyways thanks a lot @lyndsaybowes for your share. I love your sense of humor and also your writing skills. Keep it up!

I can't help it, I am getting a really good laugh about this. You are so right on the point girl. Some of us just really need to "get over themselves" Grow some hide, I like to say. It's not always about me. lol Cause no harm, agreed. Otherwise Fuggoff

they all fuck off, who are interfacing in your life without any reason, without any other cause. I think these people are jealousy, selfish and rumor.
One should be positive in all respect, in all aspects of life you should be positive mind. Sharing love , hope and peace in others life then you will be happy, simple

Beautifully said Ailsa, thank you for writing me!

my pleasure @lyndsaybowes

Ooooops The Courageous lady is back to bang the religious culprits :D

Lets enjoy our respective business and give them a really cold shoulder. Exactly what we have to do if one has three wives or three husband at a time, if they are happy and not harming anyone then who the hell we to put our nose into their lives, indeed we don't have any right to do so.

Beautiful message just like the tattoo you got on your arm <3

Massive respect for you @lyndsaybowes

Massive respect I have for you too, thank you for letting others live their lives the way that they see fit. xo

Lets spread this culture all over my lovely friend ;)

completely correct
I always have bad opinions from people toward me but I think I have a finger in the middle of my hand that solves 90% of my problems without saying a word

I’m happily married with @theferalone but I have fallen in love with you! So much truth. ❤️ Fuck yes.

Haha. Fuck off religion. With so many nosey people around, this religion is surely going to move up the charts in 2018 😂

Reminds of that article written by Manson guy about not giving too many fucks for free. You're born with a limited number of fucks and you should spend them wisely was the gist of that article.

If you haven't read that, here's the link.

https://markmanson.net/not-giving-a-fuck

Omg lynds I love you so much. Not nearly enough swearing actually, I was impressed! You are sooooo right!! You should give no f*cks about anyone else's!! <3 Live and let live, baby. Put that passion into a cause!!!

Hahaha!!. That's correct my dear, if you dey do anything that does not harm anyone and they started having problem in what you do.the best thing to do just like you said is to fuck them off.you are real guy , kudos ! My boss.

You're a real good guy too, thanks a bunch for watching.

YES!

Great brave bold true message. I Love you and Love your message!!

People always tell other people what they should or shouldn't do even when their own life is messed up, so i agree with you, sometimes term '' fuck off '' can really help:)

I hear you @lyndsaybowes - we can't please everyone that's for sure!! I always stay away from drama but if it comes knocking at my door I'll be sure to use your wisdom ;)

That's great! Good luck, I know you got this @gardeningchef!

Dude. Yes. 👐

Glad you resonated @khackett :)

You can't just say anything like that cause everyone is in their personal way. So be claim and enjoy your life.

Thank you for contributing to this conversation @taslimabegum :)

Welcome. :)

Haha, I'm gonna watch this at break time.

Thanks @venomnymous <3 InJoy!!

HAHA man this is awesome. It really is a lost art!!! No to be in your business and all 😄

you told some important words and this really happens in our era.I like your speech so much which are masterclass...

D-Tube was slow to load, but yup folks dying everywhere and agree, if it offends "quit looking"!

hell yeah!

My first sub! I swear we are related.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

I think I found you one member of your religion...


P.S.

To all offended by this video...All killed and raped in the name of the church don't give a fuck about you being offended!

Satan's chosen ones, yep.

If something doesn't appeal to me, I find something that does.
Nobody forces anyone to consume something they are allergic off, but some people just fail to see that.

Hahaha))) I haven't seen such a funny video about religion))) It lifted my spirits)

You are right..i am with you..thanks for sharing your post @lyndsaybowes

I can tell you, I'm without a word in the video, you say it all.
I just have a question about which character is drawn in his
tattoo?

It is cover art from my favourite book "Faith of the Fallen" by Terry Goodkind <3

You have offended my fragile mind. I'm not sure why yet, but I'm sure there must be something I can come up with! LOL!

I love it when people get straight to the point! I was trying to explain this concept to my mum the other day when she was complaining about some youths having fun.

Oooh beautiful, the world needs more like you, how great that you were defending the youths <3 <3 <3

This is a good one. You are a good one :)
I'm learning to follow this religion more and more as time goes by, its such a load off to just think "well you can just fuck off!" instead of feeling insecure and like I have to make things "right" when they don't matter and are not my problem.
Keep on spreading the good word Sis!!! <3

It takes a lot of practice, but I have faith you'll achieve the peace of mind the fuck off religion brings xoxo You got it in you Sis!!

So glad you met your husband as I'd hate to have missed that video. You must make a formidable team. I think Nova Scotia and Old Scotia must have a lot in common ;)

Aww, thank you, I'm touched! What's Old Scotia?

Scotland! lol

Oh my God. You had me at the title!
Now, I'm off to watch your video.

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Cool Tattoos

I have a principle about that
" you have a free arm ... as long as you don't harm"
simple is that

Brendan @hendrix22 husband is a grace for you and also love you.enjoy what there life is grace.

yes, I agree with you
everyone have the freedom to do what he wants as he isn't harming others

It is undeniable and denied the role of a woman's wife to the success of a spouse that is husband. As it was seeded behind the successful men there was a great woman behind him. Women are always giving encouragement and encouragement to the husband in achieving success.

Greet me for Mr. Brendan. Thanks @lyndsaybowes

y ...... very funny and can comfort me .....

I will be faithful and always in this "walkwithme" tag thanks for

You are so right! In this age of "special snowflakes" all this "offensive this offensive that" stuff is just getting out of hand to the point where you are afraid to say a word at all. On the other hand, creating a cult of ignorance possibly might be simply a method to distract people's attention from the much more serious issues happening all over the world.

You are so right, it is to distract from the true issues plaguing this planet!

finally found my religion :)

Happy to oblige!

great job Brendan and Lyndsay :)

Thank you Davood <3 <3 Reach one, teach one!

Gosh...ROFL hahahaaha. So how is the art going? I would say great initiative and it must e strengthening on your ways to morning walks. You are such an adorable inspiring person, dont be bothered by what morons think or say. You are above all this. Thats their problem so why get worried. Chillax hahaha and yeah, fuck off is the ultimate of all the responses hahaha much love @lyndsaybowes

Much Love I have for you Naima, thank you so much for your awesome comment!

Dear, you are always welcome. Thanks for sharing a piece of art totally worth it. <3

Girl, you are hilarious and you just made my day :D So, maybe anyone has a problem with something I am doing so I could say those magic words?

Yes, you say the magic words hehe, even if only in your mind :) Over time, it works like a charm, helping strengthen your personal boundaries <3 xo

A logical religion for a change

LOL perfect!!! I love your raw emotion here pointing people's unwarranted anger over meaningless shit in the direction it should be focused. You are fabulous! <33

You are fabulous too @wisewoof!! Loves you!!

My hat off to Fuck Off Religion!!! I totally agree. This world would be a better and more peaceful place to live. <3

Thank you for helping create that world, I know you are the live and let live type ChenEats <3

I LOVE THIS!!!!! More power to you @lyndsaybowes. I hope this get's viewed by all of the people of Steemit. More need to adopt this attitude. When to make a big deal and when to just look away. Keep it coming my friend, maybe it will get taken to heart. Here's hoping. : ) <3<3<3

Thanks SeaReader! It's good to hear you also follow this philosophy, though I already knew because you are one badass Warrior <3 I can tell <3

@lyndsaybowes wow! Love your work, I would like to join your religion, upvoted and resteemed :) thank you

You read my mind Lyndsay! :)

Aw, I'm glad we're so well met FirePower! xoxo

you got that right young lady! I like your tattoo btw =)

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

hello @lyndsaybowes
love to read it,,,and great link dtube...

awesome upvoted done

nice video..thanks for sharing your post

I nearly died fucking laughing so you're wrong! 😂😂😂
You're so right babe, I never understood why people get all up in ya face over a fucking sports result or what some fat ass celebrity is doing.
My first day back at work after Christmas this guy yes a guy! came up to me and said "Did you watch the X-Factor final?" I said nothing, what I should have said is........
No I fucking didn't you fucking fuckwit, fuck off!
Oooh yeah, that feels better! Thanks babe. 👊😎

oh really very good sharing,i like your post,nice dtube video
very good job,thanks for good sharing

i am following you

Wow...what a concept..that was awesome.
First to last...i have read your post...@lyndsaybowes

interesting posts of your family videos are really interesting and fun ,,, support me and I will follow you always

Now I can not watch the video twice as thinly as the internet after trying again many times
Thank you

I added in the youtube link, if that will help.

Fantastic sharing.
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excellent post ..loving to your blog and great link dtube.thanks for sharing..

Now, I can not see this vedio. later i will see.

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Amazing and nice post
Thanks for sharing..@lyndsaybowes

I agree with you completely.. theres is so much noise everywhere and not enough fuck you I just dont get it. Commercialism is leading us to "trying to reach for something that doesnt exsist."

You are very realistic. Help me with sharing your toughts on my work?
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