Are you kidding! I ALWAYS take little Jimmy to the strip club. He's way better than a handful of $100 bills in getting the attention of the strippers. Not quite as good as a puppy though. Although some of the dancers (usually single moms) for some reason don't think it appropriate.

I just don't understand why?

I think that exposing children to extreme sexuality in an adult setting at a young age before their minds can understand what's going on is just fine. It should make them strong and well adjusted. /s