I'm curled up like a ball in the corner, and fully baked like a canned ham.

in emotional-breakdown •  8 years ago 

My emotional breakdown has turned for the worse in the last 24 hours. I've turned to hard drugs and gave up on personal hygiene since the hardfork. My underwear is crunchy and I've been surviving on the food stuck between my teeth.

My boys are avoiding me, because I'm stinky and my chronic crying is more than they can handle. I've been ostracized by steemit, and now from my family.

I try to tell myself that I can overcome the changes since the hardfork, but the darkness deep within me is telling me to pack it up and go get myself a shopping cart.

I'm @runridefly, and I need to make a u-turn on this emotional breakdown road, because I can't handle the stench under my armpits anymore.

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Is this an April Fool's? No? Well, I'll do my best to cheer you up.


You have been visited by droomits

(see my post for the reference ;)

Why have you been ostracised by steemit have you lost the plot lol

Don't go bringing that stench here then ;-)

Get ready for the hard spoon!