I've smelt the depth of the nonsense, it calls out to me like an underaged girl looking to get some dick, I'm tone deaf to that shit but that ain't all of it.
Just look at the nonsense I'm hearing about, the system is in turmoil yet the president jets off to the UK to get his dick sucked. I hear it takes one day to start a project and many years to fuck the whole thing up; I hope you land safely Mr. President, safely in hell.
Anyways today's been quite good, I ran into a chick from a long time ago; I'm overweight these days so she doesn't even remember I was the dork that bored her out of her mind during our first date. Her butt is beyond recognition now, such a damsel, such an ass.
Good bye for now. Stay safe and don't let the assholes bite.gif)
. I nominate @drexx-dmitri and @traf to make entries for comedyopenmic contest
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time to go on a diet. win that ass
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Asshole bites are the worst.
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