My first experience with the steemit platform is like having sex for the first time

in experience •  8 years ago 

I just dove in the steemit experience a week ago and let me tell you that I am confused a bit. Everyone talks about it like it is the best thing ever. Just like sex, it is exciting and you can't stop to think about it. Then, when you finally get to be part of this experience you realise you suck at it. It looks way easier in the porn movies ! Steemit is the same people say you just have to write to get rich. Well just like sex in real life you won't be having a threesome with two bombshells every night. But in reality you get super excited, cum in 30 seconds and are dessapointed in yourself by letting you think you would make her cum 10 times. Most of the post we do on steemit will end in premature cum.

Like one of my friend said it feels more like a bunch of Circle jerkers

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Keep Banging , maybe one day you will score that threesome.

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I wish you that it was nice for the first time, @vadosh

Great post lol ◕ ‿ ◕

Nice! But #cornwins stinky socks!

funny :)