Hahaha, I really love that part about "me whose one vote won an election." That genuinely got me laughing. The rest of it was amusing as I was trying to maintain my composure with this creepy smile pasted on my face but that part was the tipping point.

It's like when you are flirting with a girl and she's just smiling when you say something that gets her laughing and you finally see the face behind the mask :-).

I'd honestly want to read more of these if I can succeed to navigate to where they are... Noob alert ...kudos @ehiboss