Haven't tried it, don't know how to make it comfortable

in fall •  6 years ago 

A woman, if you never fall in love with a man, is 25 years old today, and has never been in love at all. I promise that when you eat with a man at night, you will feel nervous, tremble and blush. Why do you tremble when you talk to a man? The reason is simple, because you don't know what to say. Why don't you know what to say? Because you never talk to men, you never practice! It's that simple.

So, if a man meets a woman on a river, you should be careful. Why should you be careful? If she talks to you in every sentence, it means that she has practiced countless times and knows what men like to listen to! ___________

Men are the same.

Example: A girl came to my class and she said so. She said: Teacher, I met a man, this man is very kind, every sentence can speak to my heart.

I said, you have to be careful.

She said, why should the teacher be careful?

I said it was simple. This man must be a playboy. What is love saint? Love saint is a man who has surrendered countless women behind his back. Having dealt with women a lot, you know what women want to hear. You can understand this sentence.

So, you meet a man who doesn't speak very much, offends you in every sentence and hurts you in every sentence. Simply, this man hasn't practiced much with women. As long as he practices many times, he knows what you like to hear.

A boss came to my class and once told me something. He said, "Teacher, I'm going to divorce."

I said, why are you divorcing?

He said, my wife is not sensible, no words hurt me. We quarrel two days, one small quarrel three days and one big quarrel five days. He said he was tired!

I said: What do you do after your divorce?

He said: Marry another after divorce.

I said: What's the difference between the other one and your original one?

He said, "The other one is too sensible. Can you understand it?" She can say a word to my heart.

I said, "What can I say to you? Can you tell me something?"

He said, "Teacher, once I had a quarrel with my wife and took her out to dinner after the quarrel, she told me: Don't be angry with your sister, she is also good for you."

She said: a man's husband, a hero has a junior three, and his sister is too fussy.

One sentence, two sentences, three sentences, snap the man to surrender.

I said to him: You have to be careful, a woman can understand men so well, that this woman has dealt with countless men behind her, otherwise how can she know hero's heart so well? Do you say yes or no?

Then he told me: Teacher, why is my wife so ignorant, no words can speak to my heart.

I said: That's very simple. It means your wife has not practiced with other men behind her. Do you say so?

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