Stu needed a poo
So he went to the loo
From the window he saw a cow that went moo
And then from his bum spew
Lots of brown goo
What it was, he had no clue
But out and out it flew
In the toilet it did accrue
There it was, all brand new
But then it was time to flush
And get rid of that brown mush
Oh how that water did gush
And it came in one big rush
But the water did not go down
He was angry and it made him frown
He flushed again, and the toilet mat drowned
Stu paniced and had a meltdown
"What if this poo floods all the town?"
Then Stu's Mum came out the blue
What is all this Hullaballoo?
The tears came and out they flew
"My big fat poo has blocked the loo!"
"Tell me mummy what will we do?"
Don't worry son!
The deed has been done
The pipe is blocked with your megaton
But soon there will be none
Stu stopped his wail
He wasn't going to jail
It wasn't his fault the plumbing failed
What would fix a doo doo of this scale?
Mum said "just wait a while
The u-bend will survive this trial
All we can do is wait and smile
Go and watch telly, you crocodile"
With this Stu was quite snappy
He was really rather happy
The happiest he'd been since he wore a nappy
Because the poo-fairy would move his crappy
Later on things were not as he feared
Lo and behold, the poo disappeared
The toilet had been cleared
The skid marks had been smeared
"My poo has gone!" he shouted in delight
He ran around under the bathroom light
The cheerful boy was quite a sight
Then he collapsed... and slept into the night
And that was the story's of Stu's plight
I think I'm going mad.