11:47am: woke up by way of a coughing fit. Quickly stumbled into the kitchen to find the toaster was in a loop, toasting and re-toasting the same bread, well, charcoal at this point.
12:25pm: reviewed email; received word that neither of the candidates for the henchman position passed the vetting process (might need to review their procedures: the costs of recruitment are getting high, as mind wipes are not cheap... and messy).
1:59pm: the AI lab is beginning to produce positive results; further tests are called for to verify, but I believe that when applied to the android downstairs, I can begin field tests in a major city a Central American country (to be determined by random draw). After that, run for a position in local government (intern in City Hall).
4:16pm: the sonic weapons tests are making progress; full-enclosure headphones are now insufficient to protect human ears from the discharge (sorry Wilma: I will arrange for your transfer to a section that doesn't require hearing). It is worth noting that no test to date has surpassed the original benchmark (damn you Justin Bieber...).
7:03pm: late dinner tonight; thankfully, the crock pot algorithms are designed to "keep food warm" for a period of time. The vat-grown beef is still lacking a bit of texture, but I will know soon enough if there are any digestion issues.
7:24pm: digestion issues confirmed; also confirmed need to ScotchGuard the replacement couch in the den, once it arrives.
10:37pm: transforming lead into gold at an atomic level is proving to be difficult. Aside from continuing that work, I need to figure out what to do with the ever-growing amount of mercury: perhaps the thermometer industry?
12:34am: wind-down time; tonight's binge watch is Voyagers! Wondering if I could make the temporal displacement device small enough to fit in a housing the size of the Omni... it is getting cumbersome to work on an island-sized machine: how does the Tardis do it?
1:18am: closing this journal entry. I remain dedicated to my plans of world domination, if only I could get properly poached eggs. Until my next entry, this is Theodore M. Strandimore, signing off.
Perfect poached eggs the Julia Child's way: http://www.thekitchn.com/julia-childs-simple-trick-for-perfect-poached-eggs-every-time-tips-from-the-kitchn-218202
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