Morwenna Snozcumber is a muscular, sexy and generous police officer from the city. Her life is going nowhere until she meets Charity Zeus, a slim, grubby woman with a passion for trainspotting.
Morwenna takes an instant disliking to Charity and the forgetful and thoughtless ways she learnt during her years in Europe.
However, when a dragon tries to shoot Morwenna, Charity springs to the rescue. Morwenna begins to notices that Charity is actually rather sympathetic at heart.