Conveigled news, fictional accounts, please remember that this didn't really happen.
Flexing the creativity muscles 💪 to bring you the funny when once again upon more familiar shores, your eyes and mouth get LIT UP! with smiles and 'laugh-out-loud' legitimate enjoyment of this ride we're all on together...
Called life.
The absolutely untrue, irrevocably stamped with the maximum authority label of utter shite, begins thus:
But first, just for funsies, a pic from nearly twenty years ago... Before I was recruited 🤨
Special ops doesn't mean the same thing as being labeled 'special' when you're in grade school.
Neither does Special Forces, Specialty Pizza 🍕, or Special Agent.
None of that matters.
When your assignment means that the success of your op is wholly dependent upon the successful execution of another human being, from 750 meters, in high wind, and at night...
That's when you recognize what the word 'special' truly means.
In and out (the most incredibly delicious burger joint on planet earth) in under 24 hours, halfway across the 🌏, under the guise and auspice of a wholly unrecognizable human being, is a maximal requirement of mission success once the operation has been successfully fulfilled:
The proper celebratory aftermath:
Murder is wrong.
Committing murder to prevent more murders from occurring?
That's where it gets crafty...
Two words for this next photo:
Plausible Deniability.
Hurting people is gross - so yeah, don't do that.
The last thing I want is another contract.
Be good, be kind, remember that you're here to take care of one another.
Not in the same capacity I'm occasionally called to action for...
OK!
So there's your daily dose of fiction writing for February, once again, not real, never happened, totally just for kicks 😉
Two is one, one is none.
✌️
Can you say 🎤 drop? Looking like a boss with that cigar and stare, guy.
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first pic is awesome
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wuaooooo !!! you look spectacular in the photo 20 years ago and you have an incredible mind to invent stories, you are a great person friend @ scan0017, we have to do good without looking at who.
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dude you are great. I like to edit. Thank you for see your photos from your young I love you. Resteem and upvote
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my friend @ scan0017 is such a memorable moment that you have not changed too much is splendidly very funny
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Brother I did not understand the story hahaha but I liked it.
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very good photo of twenty years ago friend @scan0017 especially because you are surrounded by very beautiful women! Jamaica I have not had the pleasure of going but for your photos it seems extraordinary. greetings!!
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You really look beautiful in that photo of 20 years ago, all the photos are beautiful and you have great imagination for those stories you invent, and I agree with you we have to help each other.
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? What about your fiction story @scan0017? Your pics seem you're really enjoying with cannibals smoke. Lol. Woah... It's Jamaican styleeeeee...
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Jamaican styleeee!
Bwop! Bwop!
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siempre con lo mejor mi gran amigo scan excelente todo de verdad reestem your post my broth
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@scan0017, I need to known you what kind of objects this month sharing. Classic shoes finished. Are you enjoy with sexy ladies? :D
Wow.. Superb fun indeed.
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What a memorable moment. Like to stay ladies. Lol.
Waiting to see new one.
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Wow, you have not really changed too much, that smile from ear to ear! Good to see a picture of you when you were young;)
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my dear @ scan0017 your story to be real is well captured and credible and in all that you are right in something, hurting people is a self-destructive fact that leads to denigration as humans so I think there are other methods to correct the people. Greetings friend Up-Voted y Re-Steemed. :))
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I have one question with that top pic. How does it feel getting both ears licked at the same time?
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That circle you see there in the photo, one of profound mutual respect and beautiful energy...
Defies description brother.
To attempt to define it would only serve to mischaracterize it; like saying:
If you weighed all of the water in the lakes, the seas, and the oceans of the world...
It would be heavy.
🤔
Not inaccurate, but the message doesn't really carry over, does it?
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damn i bet that was a good night brother
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WOW that's a lot to take in! 😅😫😂😢
Let me think about it..
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Don't think too hard;
It's absolute nonsense.
#neverhappened
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I was actually thinking about the murder part..
It can be VERY convenient 😎
Oh, and the blouse matches great with the girls!
(The photo with the sigar is still hot 😌)
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Oh, great...
Another Mr. and Mrs. Smith moment...
Like I haven't beenthere before.
Sheesh.
😶
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awesone friends lovely upvote your post
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You look like to enjoy the cigarette!!
First picture exchellent!!
haha!!
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purple pic is amazing :)
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Hahaha people with great imagination and occurrences! A little humor is good! what laughter gives me the first picture, the dream of men hahaha! Awesome!
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awesome post. thanks foe sharing
Thanks @scan0017
Have a great day
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Awesome fiction. Very good story and smart picture.
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you are a lucky man. every time surrounded by sexy girl chick. really lucky your life. although I'm jealous, but I still congratulate you. enjoy your good memories.
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i like the first picture
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Cool brother... God Bless
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excellent photos with great style ..
starting on February 1 with an excellent video of rock, and now with these execentes photos ..
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Woow
It does not really.
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perfect shots @scan0017 you are amazing
i do really love this one; Be good, be kind, remember that you're here to take care of one another.
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Yeah @yassmina...... the pictures are awesome. . .@scan0017 look Cool in the pictures and Sometimes you have to kind to others, Not because you are Nice but Because You Are..
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Very good post👍
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hhhahahah memories are lovely :) And by the way purple image is amazing :)
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Good story @scan0017
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pareces un narcotraficante con ese puro hermano, buen post.
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